GOAT & GREATEST COACH!

I left my son’s house at halftime saying we are done!  Came home, sat down watched Gaga (who was phenomenal!) and feared how much worse this beating could get in Super Bowl 51.

Son and I were texting I was so despondent, “Trade Brady”  “Trade Gostowski”  “Trade Gronkowski ( alias Pringle)”.  I was firing expletives like Mussolini off the balcony (Seinfeld reference)  Badda BING, BADDA BOOM trade the whole fffing team!

Then something strange happened.  The lead got cut to two scores.  THEN the lead gets cut to one SCORE.

THEN THE PATRIOTS TIE THE FREAKIN GAME.  HOLY SH*T ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

My son and I and sister are texting, calling all emotional CAN YOU FREAKIN BELIEVE THIS?

Then the coin toss;  WE GET THE BALL AMEN!

EDELMAN”S CATCH: THAT WAS DONE WITH MYRA KRAFTS HELP FROM ABOVE.

THE PASS INTERFERENCE IN THE END ZONE WAS A GIFT FROM ATLANTA.

THEN JAMES WHITE WHO CAN’T SAY ENOUGH ABOUT HIS PERFORMANCE!

HE SWEEPS, RUNS, WE F***ING WIN! HOLY CRAP WE WON!

I was literally on my knees like Brady talking to my son on the phone with tears in my eyes.

THIS WAS EPIC.

CRITICS CAN NOW STFU.

BRADY BEST OF ALL TIME, BELICHECK BEST COACH ALL TIME!

AND LIKE DONALD TRUMP THE PATS CAME OUT OF NO WHERE IN THE SECOND HALF AND SHOCKED THE WORLD.

THE SMILE ON MY FACE WILL LAST TILL NEXT SEPTEMBER WHEN THEY RAISE THE BANNER!

SCOURED ALL RETAILERS THAT CARRY NEWSPAPERS, YES FREAKIN NEWSPAPERS, TO GET MY COPIES OF THE BOSTON HERALD, BOSTON GLOBE, AND PROVIDENCE JOURNAL. I haven’t bought a newspaper since 2001!

And yes have ordered my hat and sweatshirt from the Pats Pro Shop already.

GREAT DAY FOR PATRIOTS FANS!

Falcons sit with clipped wings showering away the DIRTY BIRD…….LOL

ROGER THAT!!!!!!!!

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Author: Michael Miceli

Political, satirical writer on daily events in and outside the political arena. Also, commentator on quirky acts in society.

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